Anti-Media Anti-Brainwashing Anti-Virus Anti-Spyware


Hello good people who take the trouble to read this

I ‘ve been ill with ‘flu for a month now after the ‘flu jab which my doctor assured me wouldn’t give me the ‘flu. Next time I see her she will argue that it’s a “reaction” again or that I caught the ‘flu before I had the jab. Every year the same, next year no jab!!!!

So I thought this week I’d write something not too heavy on the subject of viruses.

The past couple of days due to illness I was watching documentaries and films online and even some terrible programmes on terrestrial TV with the dodgy digital signal that never works properly.

After watching TV online , before I shut the computer down I always run Spybot Search and Destroy to find out what rubbish I have picked up, what spyware and trojans are plaguing my computer.

I decided this evening to run another type of Anti-Virus/spyware programme called Brainbot Search and Destroy. I managed to interface my computer with the inner workings of my brain to see what rubbish 10 hours of TV viewing had left embedded in my brain’s own computer hard drive.

I updated it online and then pressed “Check for problems”. This is the list of brainwashing viruses it found.

*If you follow our health instructions you can live forever and never get ill .virus

* the food we told you was good for you last month is bad for you this month , next month melons will be evil ( but lemons will be OK).health dangers obsession virus

*Terrorists are everywhere waiting to kill you so don’t blame us if we have ” increased security”.brainwashing virus

*Russell Brand is sexy , funny and whacky, honest he is, we told you on TV so it must be true.virus

*Hippies are annoying because they keep protesting violently about the environment and must be disposed of. Spyware

*In the meantime be very very afraid of global warming it’s all your fault for having the heating on in winter and using plastic bags and industry, supermarkets, air travellers and car users cannot and should not change their behaviour .sinister brainwashing virus

*Amy Winehouse is a genius on the same level as Jimi Hendrix or Einstein and is the first ever popstar to use drugs , isn’t it terrible!( no the record company is not making extra money from the publicity). drugs barons music biz virus

*Labels and stereotypes are good and are how we can tell we are all on the same side.Brainwashing conforming virus

*The Spice Girl’s new video is a fantastic accomplishment in good taste and musical originality (Girl Power!).deadly virus

*Hippies are all flaky, naive and stupid like Phoebe from friends and Neil from the Young Ones . Old virus recurring

* Focus on the size of your bottom, your lack of a new little black dress for the Xmas season and lack of a collection of shoes.brainless virus

*Fashion is good .sheep spending a fortune on rag sewn by child slaves virus

*You must kill yourself once you reach your 40th birthday or have plastic surgery or appear on a “10 years younger”type programme. brainwashing shoot yourself before you reach 40 or preferably 25 virus

* People with bright orange fake tan faces look good. delusional virus

*One hair in a female celebrity armpit is morally equivalent to man-slaughter.legal virus

*A full set of hairs in any female armpit is punishable by death. legal virus

*Historical documentaries such as The Tudors are not an excuse for cheap porn.delusionary virus

*It’s OK to ridicule and humiliate ordinary members of the public on TV under any circumstances as long as we all agree we enjoy it and it has good ratings.moral virus

*If you are not having lots of perfect sex with your perfect looking partner you are a loser and should just jump off a cliff or get divorced or both .virus

*Face it youth and looks and money is everything. stupidity shallow ongoing brainwashing virus

*Women’s celebrity magazines.extra toxic book of satan virus

*Men’s magazines with nude celebrities .extra toxic book of satan virus

*If you are young and don’t follow the crowd you are a total freak.virus

*The beauty and the geek.virus(very hard to get rid of)

*Tabloid sensationalist reporting and broadcasting the latest political propaganda is actually serious news, honest it is. BBC brainwashing virus

*Join the army to become a nurse and help sick poor children. will say anything to get you to join the army virus

*There’s cash in the attic, bedroom, kitchen, spare room and everywhere, sell and rent out everything for as much as you can rip people off for .good citizen virus

*Simplistic cliched predictable mediocre popstars are making good original music.ego music biz cocaine virus

*If you ever get a wrinkle you are a freak of nature so go get your face peeled and injected.virus

*Plastic surgery is not ripping people off it is a completely normal procedure for any 15 year old girl to go through. don’t get me started virus

Brainbot Search and Destroy has removed 32 viruses from your subconscious brain. It was unable to remove 1 virus:”Watching TV when ill at home and too lazy to read.virus ”

Try Brainbot Search and Destroy for you and your family and see how your brain will be restored to it’s original capacity to think for itself and to feel good about who you are without surgery.

Next Monday…something else and maybe a music video midweek.

Thanks for reading!

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3 Comments

  1. Where can I get it?
    You made my day. Thanks

  2. Thanks Doug
    Unfortunately Brainbot is not yet available to the public. I’m glad it entertained you. The next best thing to Brainbot is complaining endlessly to like-minded friends about all the crap and assumptions in the mainstream media !
    Take care
    Born2rant

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